and then, the hyperloop. this is the stupendous story of the day. would you get into a metal tube and go 700 miles per hour -- 700 miles an hour and it's not an airplane, but it's coming to in country? plus, should the government be allowed to tell you what to name your child and names that you absolutely cannot name your child? and a sinkhole threatens to swallow a florida neighborhood whole, an entire resort down the drain. n minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. yep, everybody knows that. well, did you know some owls aren't that wise? don't forget i'm having brunch with meghan tomorrow. who? meghan, my coworker. who? seriously? you've met her like three times. who? (sighs) geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know.