old. >> 8,000. >> who is going $10,000. who's got 12? >> i love my wife. >> you men should feel terrible. 14 five. how about $15,000? >> john's going $15,000. >> i love my wife the most apparently. >> $17,000. >> you're still saving money. >> $18,500. >> and $18,500 going once, 18 five going twice. sold to our amazing host. let's hear it for john. [ cheers and applause ] one more thing. as i said, the largest donation was $1,000. who in this room would be willing to donate $1,000 right now to help this charity? raise your hand. there's $9,000. there's $10,000.