that i didn't need to fix anything. i didn't need to knock any boundaries or walls over. i just needed to embrace what was there. - ♪ men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪ - i had been in so many shows that had failed spectacularly that i became known as the show killer. - ♪ men, men, men, men, manly men ♪ - and that's not a great thing to be known as in show business. - [vocalizing sweetly] both: ♪ men, men, men, men ♪ - on the sly, i had him come in and read for me... - [vocalizing] both: ♪ men ♪ - and he was brilliant. - how much is a hooker? - what? alan, what are you gonna do with a hooker? - well, i'd like to pay her to have sex with me. - how much you looking to spend? - well, as you know, i am a bit of a bargain hunter. - yeah, but unfortunately, they don't stock hookers at the 99¢ store. give me a number. - okay, well, what could i get in the $200 range? - crabs...