i was the beneficiary. i was fat as a kid, weighed 300 pounds. i did something about it because i knew i was fat. the minute i got out of the car, you fat slob. how much did you eat today, you disgusting animal? all right, mom. see you at 3:00. nobody turns it around anymore. the only upside to the fat kids is kidnappings are down 94%. you can't get them in the car. it's a crime of speed. can you imagine being a kidnapper? kid, get in the van. kid: does it contain peanuts? any high fructose corn syrup in a mars bar? it scares me because i feel like with all of this woke stuff we are raising a fragile generation of people and that scares me because america is in the ass kicking business. we'll have a military in 20