WWIII: A Change in Commanders Due to deception, the theft of votes, and other skulduggery, the Masked Morons have suffered a change in commanders. Which is a mixed bag for them: while many caterwauled that the White House’s previous occupant wasn’t “their” president, at least he didn’t try to smother them. two masks. Is it me, or does that sound like a prescription for asphyxiation? Ergo, WWIII may wind down in a hurry from friendly fire if the Masked Morons’ idols kill them off. In the meantime, those of your fellow Patriots fighting to breathe free have filed reports from their theaters, both foreign and domestic.