QUENTIN LETTS: To highlight Sir Keir's indecision, the Tory chairman held a pair of Starmer flip-flops (£16.99 from the shop...)
QUENTIN LETTS: Greg Hands, party chairman, illustrated Sir Keir Starmer's indecision by holding aloft some Starmer flip-flops. 'Sixteen pounds and 99p from the party shop,' added Hands.