All the Cool Kids Had COVID, Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" B-day, and Love in the Floral Aisle of Trader Joe's
Happy Monday, everyone! It’s me, Elinor Jones. As we all know, this online content experience formerly known as "a newspaper" does a helluva job reporting on the news, be it local, national, global, or the entirety of space and time. And we love that for us. But sometimes we also like to read and write about things that are not important. The scraps. The crumbs. The—yes—trash. I will be delighted to be your personal raccoon,...