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by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Dec 22, 2020 at 12:00 pm Query! Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? Then the Tuesday, December 29, I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! Here's how it works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw droppingly wrong, and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions from the famous Mercury column, and in return you laugh yer buttz off! The previous I, Anonymous Shows have been wildly funny and entertaining (and included some fun audience p...

• For the essential workers in the grocery industry, 2020 has been a nightmare. Check out this first person description of what these workers have endured from an anonymous Fred Meyer employee. • And if YOU'VE had a rough year (hahahahaaa of Mercury family to you. IN NATIONAL NEWS: • Calling Trump "Putin's puppy" (too cute of a name), Biden also slammed the president for "irrational downplaying" Russia's devastating hack of government agencies. ("Putin's putz"? "Putin's pustule"? "Putin's pooter"? Nevermind.) Breaking News: President Trump pardoned 20 people, including two convicted...

It's a Christmas miracle: The Squad and Donald Trump agree on something! Zach Gibson / Getty News GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! On the eighth day of Christmas, my baby gave to me: A pair of Chloe shades and a diamond belly ring. LET'S GO TO PRESS: • Landlords are gonna landlord: Even though the legislature provided some more-than-fair relief for them during Monday's one-day special session, landlords are now suing the state to get rid of the eviction ban. (Who do you think is less popular: landlords or chlamydia?) This is a good summary of the problems we face in holding police accountable. Portl...