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Welcome to th the report, everybody whether you know it or not, i have big news for you now. You have joined us on an historic night. This week marks the 40th anniversary of the resignation of Richard Milhous jowlsworth nixon. laughter we were going to have a balloon drop in his honor, but, instead, we just decided to secretly drop them over cambodia. laughter this is a solemn day for me because nixon is my alltime favorite nonreagan president , noncheney Vice President , and nonoats quaker. laughter to this day, nixons 1972 Campaign Poster hangs in my office. It reminds me of a simpler time i...

Colbert. So you can watch it, you can be in the theatre and it happens simultaneously in smellvision. Youll be able to smell it. Theres the website if youre interested, check it out. Things are getting excited. Im getting excited for you guys to see it. Anyway, here it is. Do you want to vote. Yes. Do you want to vote by yourself. Yeah. You know there are people out there that could vote but just dont. Ciioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen tonight, i profile one of Congress Last remaining democrats. Ill ask her how she plans to repopulate the species. Then big changes come to the senate...

Jon heroin everybody. Welcome to the daily show. Who am i . My name is jon stewart. You can call me what, am i the only guy who high brow audience tonight some bad. Wait, wait, dont tell me. Did you see that . [bleeped]. My guest tonight is elizabeth moss. But first, let me take you back. Last week on the daily show. Crisis on the border. Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, were going to end up with the status quo. Jon so all we need to save ourselves is for congress to si...

Story, last nights midterm elections. Huge night for the republicans across the country. They won everything its senate majority, the bigger house majority, tight governors races and a giraffe from one of those claw machines. laughter i mean, they were on fire. I dont know why democrats didnt turn out to vote yesterday. What with all the inspiring fundraising emails the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee sent out, like all hope is lost. laughter applause and sure, as a conservative it is tempting to gloat, but im going to be humble about this for two reasons. One, because i am amazing...

Kirsten gillibrand. Ill ask her what its like to pander to the greatest people in america cheers and applause a new york doctor infected with ebola is reportedly now well enough to play the banjo. People immediately stopped wishing him a speedy recovery. laughter this is the colbert report. cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Its good to have you with us. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Stephen Stephen cheers and applause stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for being here. ...