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Of postit notes. Wait a minute. Amazing [ applause ] you know, the last time shaq was here, i surprised him. The lakers let me tell him on the air, that they were putting a statue of him up at the Staples Center. At first he didnt believe me. He thought it was a prank. I have a credibility problem. But thats the statue. This is also to get shaq off the couch when he fouls asleep watching tv. Its nine feet towall, it weigh 1,200 pounds, actual size and weight. [ laughter ] shaq was all over the news for saying the earth is flat. If hes wrong, hell jump up and down a few times and make it flat. ...

Of postit notes. Wait a minute. Amazing [ applause ] you know, the that they were pu a statue of him up at the Staples Center. At first he didnt believe me. He thought it was a prank. I have a credibility problem. But thats the statue. This is also to get shaq off the couch when he fouls asleep watching tv. Its nine feet towall, it weigh 1,200 pounds, actual size and weight. [ laughter ] shaq was all over the news for saying the earth is flat. If hes wrong, hell jump up and down a few times and make it flat. But on capitol hill today, one of the most dramatic episodes of the celebrity presiden...

The president spoke tonight before a joint session of congress. Were going to ignore it. [ laughter ] for a very good reason. The reason is i need a break from it, to be honest with you. Tonight if anyone says the name of the orangecolored man with the russian boyfriend they will have to put 100 in that jar that guillermos holding right there, okay . [ cheers and applause ] thats the rule, it applies to everyone, you understand . Guillermo, just to recap. People have to put 100 in the jar if they say what . Guillermo uh [ laughter ] jimmy good, hes smarter than he looks. All right. [ laughter ...

[ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Craig Ferguson, from imaginary mary, actress and comedian Rachel Dratch, author george saunders, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] oh, man, thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Well, congrats to President Trump on creating the least popular bill since cosby. [ laughter ] [ bill cosby imp...

President trump met today for a roundtable discussion with female Small Business owners. And they were all pretty upset when one of them won. [ laughter and applause ] is that what this has been the whole time . Is that why were here . North carolina, oregon, south carolina, and gonzaga will play in the march madness final four next weekend. And if you picked all four of those teams, no, you didnt. [ light laughter ] president trump, yesterday, made his 13th trip to a golf course since taking office. Hey, man, youre the president. My only job is making fun of you and i dont even have time to p...