Clarence Thomas Collapses from Exhaustion After First Full Day of Regulating Himself
Andy Borowitz jokes about Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas regulating himself under the Supreme Court’s new code of conduct.
Source: newyorker.com
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Ivanka Unable to Remember Name of Her Father
Andy Borowitz jokingly riffs on Ivanka Trump’s testimony as a witness for the government in Donald Trump’s civil fraud trial.
Source: newyorker.com
What is The Big Dipper?
It’s The Orion’s new satire column. You can find it under ‘features.’ Webster’s dictionary defines satire as “writing that exposes or ridicules conduct, doctrines, or institutions either by direct criticism or more often through irony, parody, or caricature.” The role satire plays is twofold: It serves the purpose of providing thoughtful commentary, critique and criticism...
Source: theorion.com
Ginni Thomas Says Mike Johnson's Wife Seems a Little Crazy
Andy Borowitz jokingly writes that Ginni Thomas, a former political aide and the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, is calling Kelly Johnson loony.
Source: newyorker.com
Mike Pence Returns Four Dollars to Donors
Andy Borowitz jokes about Mike Pence having to return the very little he received from donors once he dropped out of the G.O.P. primary.
Source: newyorker.com