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Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out thank you so much for coming out im trevor noah our guest tonight is a congresswoman from massachusetts and shes one of the four women who make up the squad. Ayanna pressley is here, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, democrats have an eating contest. Hong kong protesters are now affecting the skies. And i reveal which billionaire pedophile killed himself in prison this weekend, it might surprise you. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets begin in the world of sports and ...

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