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I guess obviously were going to be begin tonight as we have begun for the past three nights. With our continuing coverage of shutdown 2013 jon all right, in the past few days you pay have developed an impression that nothing works any more, not only the Government Shutdown but the Health Care Exchanges that its health care was supposed to be prevent are almost, well, shutdown. But im pleased to report there is one Organization Currently working at peak efficiency, located in a small hamlet and that place is known as bull [bleep] mountain. See, over on bull [bleep] mountain they oh. I didnt rea...

Jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. We have a good one for you tonight. Our guest tonight the lovely and talented kerry washington, the show from scandal, the show about a team, they love the scandal. As many off them know, a show about a team of competent professionals in our nations capitol. Its fiction. I guess obviously were going to be begin tonight as we have begun for the past three nights. With our continuing coverage of shutdown 2013 jon all right, in the past few days you pay have developed an impression that nothing works any more, not only the Government Shutdown...

Oprahs going to be okay. Wish i could say the same for her vagina and asshole. Thats a great idea you had to sneak the hostages inside the bank. Yeah, it sure was. Were sorry we tried to burn you and murder you before. Oh, thats okay. This whole thing was my fault. I learned that i shouldnt get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas and then get high, to reward myself. You said it. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. We have a good one for y...

I have a daughter that was close to 1000 facebook friends. It has no advertisements. No data mining, it is private and secure. It bridges the formal and informal world of care and support. And what we have discovered is that people that use a, what they get out of that is what we call the network of fact. We have jill in the center of the network and you can see on the upper side where you have a Health Care Provider to put information into her fault about her health care. If you have heard daughter using the mobile application to update people on the go. You have the neighbor that tax the sch...

But im pleased to report there is one Organization Currently working at peak efficiency, located in a small hamlet and that place is known as bull [bleep] mountain. See, over on bull [bleep] mountain they oh. I didnt realize that had come up. Over on bull [bleep] mountain they realize that this shutdown aint looking so hot for one particular political party. According to the Media Research Center Network evening news stories over the last two weeks have blamed the gop 21 times and blamed democrats none it. Jon and theyre also blaming floods on water. Not fire. And sunsets on the rotation of th...