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I know some of you are saying i plagiarized that entrance, but i want you to know that entrance represented my personal feelings and experiences of being in cleveland. Welcome to night one of the daily shows Republican National convention, people im trevor noah, your host we made it in cleveland and hopefully well make it out alive. We thought this convention would be chaos and havent been disappointed. Where do we start . In the first few hours, hundreds of Convention Delegates tried to boycott. Wrong try better. The police came out and said they dont feel safe. Maybe because this is going on...

For more now we return to nbcs miguel almaguer. This horrific crime lasted more than three hours from the time the first gunshot was fired to the last. The initial 911 call came in just after 2 00 a. M. Police saying a man opened fire inside the pulse nightclub where more than 300 people were inside. A uniformed offduty Police Officer was working security at the club. He went inside, engaged that suspect in a gun battle. The suspect shot back. The officer withdrew, waited for backup, and with a team of officers went inside that nightclub and again opened fire on that suspect. The officers retr...

Comedian, jeff dye, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove ah yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, guys. Thank you. Come on thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause ] now its a good show tonight. Oh, yeah. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show this is it. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. Well, heres what everyone is talking about. Of course its the olympics. We are now only two days from the start of the rio summer olympic games. [ cheers and applause ] which means in just two days people will go from knowing n...