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About waters waters, mark ruffalo is here, everybody cheers and applause horses can now fly. How whales can fight terrorists and joe biden is time traveling. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with thanksgiving weekend. Its a stressful holiday and not just because your racist uncle is listening to kanye now, its also because traveling is a nightmare and yesterday the nightmare got worse. Not only was it the busiest day in air travel history but the weather canceled flights. Luckily, theres a new way to help you calm down. The f. A. A. Recently cleared miniature horses to fliev...

Everybody. cheers and applause so excited. Also on tonights episode santa claus is on the naughty list. Why promposals are dangerous. And donald trump fights with a child. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some archaeology news. Every year, we learn more about our part as human beings, and a New Discovery in indonesia might mean that our past is much older than we thought. Archaeologists are amazed and excited by the discovery of prehistoric cave art recently found in indonesia. Cave art being studied by Griffith University academics adam brumm and max aubert could be...

Thank you for coming out. Live, at 11 p. M take a seat, lets do this thing. Im trevor noah. The democratic president ial debate ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, thats right, we are live, people, an i will prove it the New York Knicks lost tonight. How could i possibly know that if we werent live. Now on a normal night the debates would be the only news anyone would be talking about. But since trump became president there has been no normal night. So today were going to be covering the debate and were going to be covering the blockbuster impeachment hearings that rocked was...

Headlines. All right, first things first, if you just bought a tray of sushi from a drugstore or a gas station, and youre about to put one of those pieces in your mouth, wait. Theres something you need to watch first. Readytoeat, salad and spring rolls with being voluntarily recall over fears of listeria contamination. The fuji Food Products are sold in 31 states statesin washington, d. C. Purpose they were shipped to several different retailers, including trader joe as 7eleven and walgreens. Most have sellby dates of november 22december 6. Fuji says consumers should throw out any of the food ...

It wont happen again but, you guys, i oh, stanley, i wish we could take back all the years of abuse, but we cant. Weve learned to overcome it, son, youll see. We love you, son, but we only love you in a platonic way, from now on what the heck are you talking about . Kenny, kenny, were sorry. Where is he . Everythings gonna be all right now, jenny. Come on, lets go home. Huh. Huh. Well, what are you kids gonna do now . I dunno. You guys wanna go build a snow igloo . Sure. Snow igloos kick ass. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central live from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, ...