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And we are coming to you live, thats right, we are live, people, an i will prove it the New York Knicks lost tonight. How could i possibly know that if we werent live. Now on a normal night the debates would be the only news anyone would be talking about. But since trump became president there has been no normal night. So today were going to be covering the debate and were going to be covering the blockbuster impeachment hearings that rocked washington d. C. So first up lets get into it. Tonight was the fifth democratic debate and it took place down in atlanta, george go as Tyler Perry Studios...

All right all right, ill go you will . I dont want to hurt washcloth anymore hes going, everybody come on hugs [sobbing] [chatter over emergency radio] poor wed team. Their captain weally got waped. Ive never seen a kid get screwed by a shark before. Hee i hope i never see it again. Huh huh huh nathan, your team put up an amazing fight. And even though i was crowned king of cripple camp, i want you to know that you were the real chchchamp i hate you, jimmy. I [bleep] hate you with everything in my entire being. Duh, you sure got it stuck it to ya this year, boss shut up. Mimsy. Hi, towelie . Y...

In the fast fort hood industry, and mexico is unbuilding the wall. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with mcdonalds, the Worlds Largest fast food chain and place where the ice cream machine always just stopped working. laughter well, now, the Mayer Corporation has ordered its c. E. O. To go. Change at the top of the most well known companies in the world, the board of mcdonalds, announcing they have fired the c. E. O. Steve easterbrook, the company saying in a statement he demonstrated poor judgment by having a relationship with an employee. Steve easterbrook calling the r...

Comedy central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Im trevor noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Wow. Wow. cheers and applause too much too much too much lets do it. Lets do it. We have two guests tonight on the show. First up, were going to be joined by billionaire businessman and owner of the l. A. Clippers. Steve ballmer is here, everybody cheers and applause and then you know and love him from curb your enthusiasm, and now hes got a br...

Comments and opec slashing its outlook for oil deman as it warns for chat evenings of the Market Worldwide exchange begins right now. Good morning, im dominic chu in for Brian Sullivan today. All three indices in the u. S. Look posed to open with new record highs this morning. You can see those moves are starting to add some gains the dow jones will open by about 62, the s p about 7 and the nasdaq about 27 overall. Movement in the yield side as well a slight tick higher in the 10year note 1. 8 and the twoyear at 1. 60 about 22 basis points separate those two. Looking at asia, it was a positive...