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Carol anne, dont go into the light to l [laughing] laugh ahh there now you all see that i am not limited by my size [laughing] l i have proven my point. I my work here is done what was his point . I have no idea. I hav dude, i dont get it. D wait a minwte. Thats it huh . Dont you see, kyle . I dont get it token, i get it now. I dont get it. Ive been trying to say that i understand how you feel, but ill never understand. L nev ill never really get how it feels for a black person to have somebody use the n word. Have sm i dont get it. Now you get it, stan. Yea yeah, i totally dont get it get up,...

A tactical foul with the chinese sponsors. Chinese basketball association, shut down the rockets, where they called them on the carpet for their human right abuses. I am kidding. Issued an apology, called moris comment regrettable, and acknowledged it had deeply offended chinese fans. Translation, have you 500 Million People who buy our products, lets go full burger king and have it your way china. Nba may have flopped on this one, by they did the impossible to the way sparking a rare bipartisan effort in washington to reject the leagues shot. Florida senator, little marco rubio, with his ador...

500 million active accounts around the world, now all eyes are on the people behind the app. Two top senators targeting the Chinese Tech Company that owns tik tok. In a letter to the director of national intelligence, asking for an investigation into tik tok and other chinesebased companies warning they may pose a National Security risk. This is a threat to american security. When china has data on 110 million americans, who knows what they do with it. Trevor thats right. Chuck schumer wants to launch an investigation into tik tok. But i feel like hes just doing this so he can have someone com...

Tyler ninja blevins is joining us on the show, everybody cheers and applause bona fide superstar. Also on toots episode, sugar daddies are going to school, Bernie Sanders beats a heart attack, and donald trump is getting impeached yeah whoo thats right yeah, make noise for congressional procedures laughter lets catch up on todays off with some great news. 2020 hopeful Bernie Sanders says hes feeling good after heart surgery. The have the senator canceling several Campaign Events after the treatment for a blocked artery. Sanders is using the opportunity to push his Healthcare Plan tweeting, non...

President ial candidate from the great state of minnesota. Senator Amy Klobuchar is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, barack obama is back. Ronny chieng has the halloween spirit. And sean spicer is rigging the election. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with barack obama. The 44th, and as far as im concerned, only black president of the United States. Hes been pretty quiet since leaving office. But every now and then, he likes to remind us of what were missing. Barack obama and Michelle Obama holding their third annual Obama Foundation sum. ...