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Taking gang members off the corners and into college and even paying them to stay there. First, we begin this morning with eye opener,r volved. It a dirty word. Not a good word. President trump lashes out after the impeachment vote. They figured they could take us out a different way. Very dishonestly, right, with the lying and the spying and the leaking, and we are kicking their ass, eye tell you. Weve got to beat this man. President ial hopefuls making their pitches in one of the biggest moments so far in the 2020 race. I didnt just come here to end the era of donald trump, im here to launch...

Trevor thank you for tuning in im trevor noah thank you for coming out its exciting the fourth democratic president del bait ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, people live right now were live dont believe me . Take a look at this newspaper. See that . Huh . Live laughter now, were going to talk about what happened in the debate, but if you watched, you know that this was not a normal debate. This thing was supersized. There were 12 candidates on stage, an alltime record, which is a little weird. Candidates arent supposed to multiply as the debates go on, so, please, america,...

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I dont know if i can handle all this fame. I mean, i always thought id want to be famous, but now that i am, i dont know if i like it. I mean, i probably cant even walk through this mall right now without people going, oh, my god, its the fingerbang guy oh, my god yeah, thats gonna suck. Yeah, i just want to be a normal kid again, have a normal life, and appreciate what i have. I think you boys are very smart for your age. Come on, ill buy you all an orange smoothie. I dont think they sell those anymore. Hey, cartman, do you think god is going to be mad at you for not making 10 million . Oh, s...

Thank you lets do it. Lets make a show. Im trevor noah. We have two guests joining us tonight. First up, new jersey senator and candidate for president of the United States. Cory booker is going to be on the show tonight, everybody cheers and applause then an actor who also wrote and directed a brandnew film, mother brooklyn. Edward norton is going to be here, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, someone snitching on donald trump. Bad guys are now saving saving lives. And why the popeye sandwich is dangerous. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Its officially november, which...