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So thats how they made it. Only one of those was not true. Thanks for nothing, mom and dad. Good night. Nsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. And thank you for coming out. Thank you thank you lets do it. Lets make a show. Im trevor noah. We have two guests joining us tonight. First up, new jersey senator and candidate for president of the United States. Cory booker is going to be on the show tonight, everybody ch...

Trevor thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out welcome to the daily show. Happy halloween, everybody lets do it our guests tonight Hillary Rodham clinton and Chelsea Clinton are on the show, everybody they have a new book. Also on the show, the world is burning down, the white house is going to the dogs and donald trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause yeah, thats right give it up for the dogs lets catch up on todays headlines cheers and applause lets begin with the most Important News out of washington today the nationals have won the world series. The Washington...

With her first book. Ali wong is going to be on the show cheers and applause also on tonights show, china is joining the lakers. You never have to touch your phone again. And the trumps and bidens play family feud. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some sports news. The conflict between the n. B. A. And china over the hong kong protests continued this week. But now, king james has stepped into the frey. In hong kong tonight, basketball superstar lebron james under fire, his famed jersey up in smoke, furor growing over his response to this tweet sent by Houston Rockets...

Im gonna need you to put down your shovel. Sure, its morbid, but its also inspiring. My parents are still alive. [audience groans] but they could go any day now. [audience cheers] so i bought them adjoining plots at a cemetery. Now i have another reason to get excited for their passing because ive incorporated two of my favorite things massages and cinnabons. [somber piano music] miss you guys every day. How you doing today, daniel . Great. Thanks for asking, pete. [grunts] [moans] thats good, pete. Sorry, mom. Im sure youre rolling over in your grave because i got a hot dude rubbing my knots....

Sponsors. Chinese basketball association, shut down the rockets, where they called them on the carpet for their human right abuses. I am kidding. Issued an apology, called moris comment regrettable, and acknowledged it had deeply offended chinese fans. Translation, have you 500 Million People who buy our products, lets go full burger king and have it your way china. Nba may have flopped on this one, by they did the impossible to the way sparking a rare bipartisan effort in washington to reject the leagues shot. Florida senator, little marco rubio, with his adorable boots lead the change, tweet...