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And thank you for coming out, thank you so much. Wow. So amazing. Our guest tonight,ure guest tonight is an awardwinning author and truly a fantastic writer whose new book is you will kad red at the bone, it is going to be a wonderful conversation. Jacqueline woodson is going to be joining us, everybody. For conversation, you want to stay tuned for that. Also on tonights show, alligators could be joining the Border Patrol, Vladimir Putin exposes a secret and donald trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause thank you, thank you, yes, thank you, i have, yeah, i have thank you, so lets catc...

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Case. Red october, the brutal heat wave blanketing the map. The hot temps move east. Schools forced to close for second day in a row, and al will tell us when relief is coming. All that plus defending the duchess, prince harry sues a british tabloid for bullying Meghan Markle. Into the lions den, wild video of a woman who jumped into an exhibit at the bronx zoo. And capital comeback. The Washington Nationals have the lead. The nationals stage an epic rally to defeat the milwaukee brewers. And the Washington Nationals are l. A. Bound. As the Major League Playoffs get off to a thrilling start, t...

Writer whose new book is you will kad red at the bone, it is going to be a wonderful conversation. Jacqueline woodson is going to be joining us, everybody. For conversation, you want to stay tuned for that. Also on tonights show, alligators could be joining the Border Patrol, Vladimir Putin exposes a secret and donald trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause thank you, thank you, yes, thank you, i have, yeah, i have thank you, so lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the story that has been blowing upjohn line today, it involves a zoo, a fence and a woman who has seen...

Our little angel. Yes. Oh, hes so beautiful i know its been hard on both of us, losing poor kenny. But this knew baby kind of reminds me of him. What should we name him . Well, seeing as though kenny passed away, maybe we should name him, uh. Kenny. Yes. Kenny is such a great name. My little kenny, a brandnew kenny. [gurgling] god, this must have been the 50th time this has happened. 52nd. [man singing in french] Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody, im...