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cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so they're putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. let's talk about giant balloons, all right? >> yeah! >> greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the coast of south carolina. china should have said there was a boy inside. that's what i would have do...

On Monday, Americans witness the awe-inspiring total solar eclipse.

Talk for like a couple of seconds and you're like there's no way he can be that involved in anything. it's like when you thank your little baby cousin's kid for getting you a christmas present. you're like sweetheart, thank you so much. you know they had nothing to do with it. >> greg: no, exactly. it's true. your point, you know, inflation is an invisible thing but it's a real thing, emily it's a tax. basically if you were making 80 grand a year you're probably actually in real terms, take out the taxes you're probably making 35,000 a year because everything goes up in price 10% but you're al...

Full moon. maybe it came from hunter's birthday party from last saturday. you know he loves his balloons. normally if they're full of cocaine and shoved up a drug mule's ass but still. hunter and the balloon have a lot in common, both paid for by china and high as [bleep]. chinese foreign ministry says it was a civilian weather ballooned strayed off course and entered u.s. air space by accident and decided to stick around that was as excusable as kilmeade's christmas tree being torched. calling the response an overreaction but then issued a reaction of further response in streamers cake and co...

There's always this pattern of like, hey, this year we're going to shock those people in their living rooms. look at us. and then they come off and they look so stupid. because actually we shocked them. they don't understand america. these people -- i'm going to a mini rage monologue. these are the people that actually get shocked and outraged by our behavior every single day of their lives and then they decide we're going to go out and -- and nobody cares, nobody cares about their behavior >> kat: yeah, the costume design was like less than impressive. because satan is supposed to inties peop...