autobiography to orphans. who paying my student loans. i was recently looking at that famous jfk inauguration speech. ask not what your country can do for you. ask what you can do for your country. i great line, right? [ applause ] really, a gutsy line for a politician. think about it. it s his first day in the office. he says my fellow americans, don t look at me. you want something done, do it yourself. that is refreshing isn t it? that s what i want to hear more of. from now on, when i m looking at candidates, i only have one thing on my wish list. give me this one thing and all the other things fall in place. give me freedom. it s sad that we have to say that. it supposed to be a given. remember the constitution? the first amendment is all about freedom. there s a reason the founding fathers put it first. thanks all the while of white guys. [ applause ] the bureaucrats in charge said freedom is great. it would have to wait. we re in a climate crisis. we re in a health
american people. a new fox news poll shows that the president is basing serious competition from democrats. he only captured 62% of the vote against challengers robert f. kennedy jr. and maryanne williamson, and worse, 67% of americans view a biden victory in 2024 as a disaster or setback for america, the media pointing out that biden does face an uphill battle. horrible news, horrible news for joe biden and the cnn poll. while he leads his competitors by a huge margin, 2/3 of all of the american people surveyed, 66% of the public say a biden victory would either be a setback or a disaster for the united states. our cnn poll had kennedy at 20%. we ve had two fox polls out in the last month. one had him at 16%. the other one had him at 19%. kennedy is putting up a far more impressive showing than i would have thought when he first entered the race. with numbers that bad critics say the president isn t doing himself any favors by avoiding the media. it s more than a mon
cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so they re putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. let s talk about giant balloons, all right? yeah! greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the coast of south carolina. china should have said there was a boy inside. that s what i would have done. then i would have shot it down because i m a bad man. anyway there was lots of speculation over the balloon s sudden appearance rumor has it joe insisted that it was just a full moon. maybe it came from hunter s birthday party from last saturday. you know he loves his balloons. normally if they re full of cocaine and shoved up a drug mule s ass but still. hunter and the balloon have a lot in comm
mission to serve. starting with the woman in charge of america s humanitarian response around the world. samantha power on helping ukrainians devastated by russia s war and why she thinks the u.s. needs to stay involved. the stakes for me as an american, mother, citizen are very, very high as they are for all of us. actor turned activest gary s role led him on a mission. was it fate you would play lieutenant dan in forest gump? can i have a hint? i find cooking hard and stressful. do you feel your life is in danger. what was the worst? there is a long list of really bad ones. i cannot tell you how difficult this is feeling. a humanitarian crisis unfolding right now. 8 million ukraine ians leaving their homeland since the war started. while russia destroyed much of the country, civilian infrastructure. samantha power heads the u.s. agency helping on the ground. i m here at the crossing point where ukrainians are entering poland. she knows war all too we
i wish the election was in august said one democrat. as they watch a momentum fate like the electric car tried to get up a hill. the poll has republicans leadin like a woman who just turned 26. because he likes them young. that s the joke. in case you missed it. new york times sees a swing independent women which reminds her that trapeze above larry cutlass hot tub. is it creeping you out? of course at pains that the vie who expected something so different it s like they were given a generic adult diaper instead of their favorite brand. here is a joy sending more miserable than usual and voters more focused on inflation and crime in and not her usual of sessions at and fright legs. what s depressing as the new york times released a poll toda that says that 71 percent of voters believed that democracy is under threat. only 7 percent of voters that rank a threat to democracy as a major issue this election cycle. i find that so depressing. i can t begin to tell you. talk abo