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John welcome to the daily show. My name is john oliver. I am still sitting in for jon stewart who is spending the summer with a lonely millionaire. Sigh what you will hes making 3,000 and he doesnt have to kiss on the mouth. So dont judge. Our guest tonight stars in lovelace, hank azaria is with us. Very, very good. But we begin tonight with congress. A new cnn poll shows just how fed up we are with congress. 77 disapprove of how congress is handling its job. John congratulations, congress. 77 . You may be about to become the english languages most offense of the c word. laughter cheers and ap...

Undocumented immigrants under the age of 15. John wow to go this hard against your own constituency and basic reason, you really must have balls the size of cantaloupes. laughter and unrepresentative king is not alone in his distrust of these immigrants. The problem is that so many of them who come here illegally come so ill prepared for succe success. They come with lack of education. They come with lack of skill. They come with lack of ability or unwillingness to asimulate into the culture. John exactly. Do we really want these tired, poor, huddle masses in this country . Show me the place w...

About the 11 million. Some of them are valedictorians. Well, my answer to that is for every one who is a valedictorian there are another 100 out there they way 130 pounds and have calves the size of cantaloupes because theyre hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert. laughter . John what . Its hard to know where to begin to unpack a Statement Like that. First, i think that is hard proof that steve king does not use drugs. Because does he have any idea what 75 pounds of marijuana would look like . laughter that would be pretty hard to haul across a desert. cheers and applause in fact, c...

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