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Nuts, the minor league baseball team, they don't talk to me anymore. now it is let itself go. an elegant gentleman has become your fat drunk uncle who can't even develop his own pants. the founders of new california formally declared independence this week. i believe the tape of their presentation. >> san diego, los angeles, san francisco, this part of the line is hundreds of miles of worthless plots of land. this happens to be owned by luther incorporated. greg: wow. i didn't know superman was in deliverance. [laughter] california has gotten too big pressure. imagine siamese twins. one of you...

This guy is on every bowling team. you know, he's the last guy at the bloofrnt stoar on the last that you have to pass on your way to the men's room. >> p.j. >> none of this should be mystified by this guy. >> i know what p.j. means by this. am i right, or am i wrong? >> i mean it's your drunk uncle. it's my uncle jack. >> and women love that guy. women absolutely love walking past that guy on the way out of the bar. >> are you serious? >> no. i'm being absolutely sarcastic. we need to turn back time and figure out who didn't tell donald trump that he was good enough. then we can have them say...

>> this is the problem in trump's world and predates this white house, nobody will back down. nobody will acknowledge, okay, he overstated things, may have exaggerated something. he doesn't totally right but that's okay, here's what he meant to say. instead they just double down and trump -- >> kellyanne -- >> and has to search for the evidence. >> he knows things we don't know. the sort of mystery, jesus. he's not the god. he knows so many things. >> they have moved the goal post now and what trump is now saying is that there is surveillance information that he's going to come forrd with -- >...

Donald trump and he said as much himself yesterday. >> i didn't come along and divide this country. this country was seriously divided before i got here. >> just consider reaction to the president's first press conference. it was a political war shock test dependent on which team you were on. team limbaugh and team maddow. >> it was just fantastic. and the american people are going to eat this up. >> this is what it looks like when a president fails in every way. >> twitter saying trump was on fire, giving him hell or a trie frightening disgraceful rich racist drunk uncle. this civil war is no...

>> exactly. "the "new york times"" even said that. he got face timed and if it tanks he can blame the writers which he is going to do. he did that on the trump roast. he can say of course i bombed. the writers wrote me [bleep] jokes. >> jesse like you said you worked with him on the comedy central roast. he has a tendency to edit material. do you think he refused to do a lot of the things they suggested? >> oh yeah, i guarantee you. he ruined every decent joke that came along. everything he wasn't in was decently written. the only thing that did land was bobbie money -- moynihan's drunk uncle....