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Jon hey, welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, alan greenspan. Alan greenspan joining us. Our top story tonight shutdown fallout. The republican shut down was so offensive top even independents and moderates that this country looks like its poised to turn bluer than a smurfs balls after dry humping a bottle of windex. [cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they ...

[cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they battled so hard to keep. Lets take a look. The word glitch has been used by the white house. Jon that sounds promising. [ laughter ] lets hear more. Healthcare. Gov is plagued by glitches. Riddled with glitches. Glitches. Snafu. Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems health...

Dry humping a bottle of windex. [cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they battled so hard to keep. Lets take a look. The word glitch has been used by the white house. Jon that sounds promising. [ laughter ] lets hear more. Healthcare. Gov is plagued by glitches. Riddled with glitches. Glitches. Snafu. Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care....

Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems healthcare. Gov has 99 problems but a glitch is all of them. [laughter] lets introduce the new segment spinning beach ball of health care. What re talking about here . Page freezes . Many are having trouble just getting on to the web site, logging on. Jon okay so the first step doesnt work. [ laughter ] well, i have a feeling after that its [laughter] wrong information on Medicaid Eligibility and long delays in timeouts. Jon thats not so bad its also a feature of nfl games in ame...

In the ads deal that sent a cosmetic into space. Campaign. Iral video lets get headlines from su keenan. We start with amedisys, islamist fighters have extended their defense and iraq. Failed to forces halt insurgents that could start a civil war. Nobody has an interest in seeing terrorist gaining foothold inside barack, and nobody is going to benefit from seeing iraq descend into chaos. The United States will do our part, but understand that ultimately it is up to the iraqis as they solve their problems. Dayser the next several obama says he will consider options to help iraq forces. On the b...