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april 25, 2012. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart. from the film "five year engage." jason segel will be joining us. for those of you wondering at home what am i scribbling on the table, i can just show you, it's a... a scribble. (laughter) i wish it was more impressive. actually, it's a treasure map to a giant chest of scribbles. (laughter) all right, last night mitten kin...

namely, a miss on the number of iphone activations. is there cause for alarm? >> meanwhile, apple continues to fall this morning. wall street analysts, maybe they mark the top when we've got all of those $1,000 price targets. >> that stock is down 16% as guidance on some new describers. but the debate rages on. some upgrades and downgrades this morning. >> and 3m beat handling no question there. raises the low end of its guidance for the year. but can the strength and its industrial businesses offset what is still a weak display market. >> finally, facebook before going public, the t...

>> i can't believe we stole a penguin. >> and realized it all really happened. what happened next will shock you as much as it shocked them. good morning, everybody. well, bianna is off on maternity leave. i'm very happy to welcome abc news correspondent, sharyn alfonsi, just back from her own maternity leave. >> we're a fertile group here at abc. >> baby number two. >> two and done. i have a 2-year-old and a baby. the 2-year-old, keeping him from putting his little sister in the freezer, a challenge. one thing sharyn was not doing on maternity leave. take a look at this video. t...

sea world and steal a penguin. when they wake up the next morning -- >> i can't believe we stole a penguin. >> and realized it all really happened. what happened next will shock you as much as it shocked them. good morning, everybody. well, bianna is off on maternity leave. i'm very happy to welcome abc news correspondent, sharyn alfonsi, just back from her own maternity leave. >> we're a fertile group here at abc. >> baby number two. >> two and done. i have a 2-year-old and a baby. the 2-year-old, keeping him from putting his little sister in the freezer, a challenge. one thing ...

and a real hangover. three men get drunk, break into sea world and steal a penguin. when they wake up the next morning -- >> i can't believe we stole a penguin. >> and realized it all really happened. what happened next will shock you as much as it shocked them. good morning, everybody. well, bianna is off on maternity leave. i'm very happy to welcome abc news correspondent, sharyn alfonsi, just back from her own maternity leave. >> we're a fertile group here at abc. >> baby number two. >> two and done. i have a 2-year-old and a baby. the 2-year-old, keeping him from putting his li...