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Cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you so much. Stephen, stephen, stephen [ cheers and applause ] stephen welcome to the report. Pittsburgh penguin, pittsburgh penguin, cheerio, jolly good to have you with us. Wot, wot. As you can tell, i am still in the throes of royal baby fever which has me worried because youre supposed to starve a royal baby cold and feed a royal baby fever and i dont want to eat english food. Me and the royal baby have so much in common in that both of our fontanelles are not closed yet. Its like a koosh ball up there. Of course, once the heir arriv...

[laughter] youll be like, oh, its sold out. Just, like, wait till next year. The shows not that good. Ive seen it. [laughter] and please follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the show. You can also watch full episodes of tosh. 0 on flo tv live mobile television. Finally, i showed you this video last week and asked you to guess what i was reacting to. Well, here are your guesses. Was it jane lynch winning an emmy . [laughter] no, it wasnt, but she deserved it. I am a huge gleetard. I dont know. But it was recio from the black guy clip of the week . Yes, recio, that was you. [laughter]...

Begging for forgiveness again. Turns out he continued sending lewd messages and photos to at least one woman even after he was forced to resign from congress stephen yes, even after the sexting scandal that ended his congressional career. It turns out he learned nothing. Has this man never heard of snapchat . Your dong shots disappear seconds after you send them. I have been told. Anyway, heres basically what happened. 50 days before the mayoral primary, new sexy texts and photos of the candidate were published on the website, the dirty. The dirty, of course, the New York Times of celebrity sc...

Statistically 458 of captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking aknowed with this bi...

[voice of denzel washington] im here, im present, and i will always be around. Lil jon . [voice of lil jon] yeah [voice of barack obama] excuse me, lil jon. Welcome, ray. Im glad to have you on board. Oh, [bleep] whats up, barack obama . Ahem [chuckles] wouldnt that be something if barack obama just showed up . Your startup paperworks right over here. [dramatic music] man, you gotta be more careful. Learn to use the shining. Tune in and out of it. Otherwise, you wont be able to sort out whos talking. And im sick of these goddamn snakes. Just give me the basketball on this goddamn plane here, y...