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Morning, meaning i tested negative which makes me wonder, exactly how deep do they push that swab . President trump yesterday congratulated his daughter tiffany on twitter for graduating from law school, which is actually kind of a sweet way to say, i dont have your number. President trump today visited a ford factory in michigan that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic and after plenty of begging, they let him put a mud flap on one. Thats right, President Trump visited a ford factory that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic then hell most likely visit fox n...

I dont nee another snac im just startin to crack woke up showere brushed my teeth i got dresse had something to eat got undressed and took another shower cleaned the floor until they sparkle read the wikipedia for Meghan Markle then i looked at tik to for seven hours im starting to crack im starting to crac will i ever ge my old life back feels like i going to sna im just startin to crack i cant figure out my daughters mat spent three hour taking a bath looked at the clock its 4 00 p. M. Im on my third glas of wine by then rearranged my living roo called all my thir cousins on the zoom laughed...

Would be the, quote, toughest decision that he will ever make. And thats coming from a guy who once had to fire meatloaf. It couldnt have been easy for trump to fire a guy named after food during a Coronavirus Task force press briefing on friday, President Trump said that he was already thinking about dates for reopening the country from the coronavirus lockdown, but added that he would defer to experts experts . Or as most people call them, pillow salesmen. Trump administration is reportedly expecting and planning on reopening the country on may 1st, as in the coronavirus will eventually die ...

Jimmy seriously, you know legendary roots crew we are in crazy times when the secret Service Needs protection from the president it is the tonight show at if you are worried about trumps safety, dont. Home edition hes fine. And now here is jimmy. While the agents are quarantined, trump will be guarded by eric and don jr. Using a pair of spongebob walkietalkies jimmy hi everybody and welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching it is thursday which basically means its friday, really. Right . Can you hear me . So, we made it through another week yeah. I am right next to you. Okay....

Kids while hes away. Hold on. Hey, billy i told you, dont touch the stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good, chapped, overlysanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. I hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was p...