COM The Colbert Report March 26, 2014
The aruba senor frog to investigate whether theyre socalled bottomless margaritas are in fact bottomless. Well, folks, they are not. Let me tell you, i hit rock bottom. Any way, its good to be back. I return to a pleasant surprise. My studio was not annexed by vladimir putin. Not that it wouldnt be justified. I happen to know that we are russian dressing in our cat food in our refrigerator. More on that later. Now folks, oh, hello there. Give me one second. I just want to enjoy a little tasty slug of tobacco. Hmmmm, hmmmm, please be seated. Now, folks, hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm. I am detected notes ...