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. as you can see, i still don t sound the way i did the last time we talked. i ve been here for a couple day and it is affecting my voice at this point. i sound very raspy and it s harder to breathe. it was such a nice day today. it was 70 degrees. i walked outside and sat down. i wish i could say i took a breath of fresh air, but that s not the case here. it still smells. it smells horrible. my creek is terrible. it s just like a gas chamber that we are in. you cannot find what you are no looking for. i know they are not looking for that as per their results on th testing they have done. they were trespassing on my yar on top of it and diluting the creek so i could not get things. it is unreal. corruption. if you were ukrainian you would be a top priority. courtney miller, thanks so much for the update from east palestine. appreciate it. no problem. thank you. what a sad story. here is a breath of hilarity. ....
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Make hilarity out of sacrilege in the most naked way. mr. hankey? howdy ho! in its first christmas episode, there s a character called mr. hankey, the christmas poo. it s feces with a santa hat. gosh, you re looking swell. and this was a moment watching tv where you re, like, can they do this? mr. hankey, the christmas poo. there s only one christmas movie that i watch every christmas. only one. and it s bad santa. marcus, get this kid off me before he [bleep] on me, all right? i like the stuff where you re trying to do something that s subversive that still works inside the traditional package. you have a lead character who s a bad-tempered alcoholic who s only dressing as santa as part of an elaborate scheme to steal from a mall. it s like a dark, nihilistic takedown of christmas movies as much as christmas. but in the end, it turns out to be like a feel-good movie. santa. yeah? you re bringing my present early? ....
behold my glory. holy [bleep] it s jesus. what are you doing in south park, jesus? trey parker and matt stone made this little christmas short. they made a video cassette and that made the rounds. i mean, that went viral before there was viral. tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right. your birthday is on christmas? that sucks, dude. it was very crudely done. and that s what kind of got them noticed. south park elementary presents the birth of jesus. oh! come on, mary, push! those guys figured out how to make hilarity out of sacrilege in the most naked way. mr. hankey? howdy ho! in its first christmas episode, there s a character called mr. hankey, the christmas poo. it s feces with a santa hat. gosh, you re looking swell. and this was a moment watching tv where you re, like, can they do this? ....
Majority of questions by just saying one word. fifth. or otherwise invoking their fifth amendment rights. their fifth amendment rights against self incrimination. they invoked it so much that they were quite a few moments of unintentional hilarity in these interviews. longtime trump ally roger stone for example pled the fifth when he was asked how old he was. that would incriminate you? also, his address. arizona republican chair kelly ward pled the fifth when she was asked if she had a twitter handle. trump lawyer jenna ellis was asked if she attended a november 2020 press conference with fellow trump lawyer sydney powell. jenna ellis is right there. she pled the fifth to that question. as to whether she was there. this is literally video of her standing over sydney powell s shoulder for the hold that press conference. i don t know where to put this on. but pro trump conspiracy theorist alex jones. recently ordered to pay over a ....