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Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers john oliver, awardwinning sports announcer joe buck an allnew a closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Well, thats good to hear. Lets get to the news. President trump on tuesday granted a ceremonial thanksgiving pardon to a turkey named corn no such luck for the turkey named cohen. Following the news yesterday that the stock markets Dow Jones Industrial average hit an alltime high of 30 thousand points, President Trump inter...

Included all of your cbs favorites including survivor, blue bloods, and of course, young sheldon. [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. And i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was like when you see the tv version of a cheeseburger from a fast food commercial. And then you go there. And you get one. And it looks like this [ laughter ] thats debate bloomberg right there. And this this is debate bloomberg after Elizabeth Warren got ahold of him. [ laughter ] during last...

National security advisor [ cheers and applause present. Did you enjoy that john bolton told conservative that was an endorsement of anita baker. We enjoyed presenting well be right back with seth yup donors he thinks President Trump kristen bell they were very worried about what we were going to say. Is mentally unstable but im [ cheers and applause i have no idea why, but you know, good time. Sure trump will clear up that [ laughter ] seth you were great. What about the menu . Misconception with 150 tweets at these fudge brownie m ms are really fudgey it was they made a big deal 3 00 a. M ou...

Read their bibles. Oh, i dont know, between the plague and the false idol next to you, i think the bible is going to feel redundant. After social media users accused Jeanine Pirro of being intoxicated during an athome broadcast of her show on saturday, fox news has released a statement blaming and if i remember correctly from my bartending days, a technical difficulty is one part gin, one part vodka and a splash of grenadine. The u. S. Navy hospital ship usns comfort arrived in new york yesterday to help treat patients during the coronavirus outbreak and immediately started attracting some fut...

The joke, the word resurface actually refers to the job of the zamboni man, which is to resurface the ice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth thank you and by the way, thank you, thank you for referring to him as a zamboni man and not a zamboni driver [ laughter ] a lot of people make that mistake. Can you just show us real quick, like, how what celebration did you do at your desk when you wrote this joke . [ laughter ] it was like a, you know, a little [ laughter ] seth give it up for matt goldich, everybody. [ cheers and applause this has been one of my writers explains a joke. Seth wev...