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Host, thanks for watching, thanks for coming. Were glad you made it. Today, as you just heard, is tax day in the united states. Which is unusual. Tax day normally falls on april 15th traditionally. But they moved it this year because the 15th was a saturday. I think its illegal to make people do math on saturdays. So we got three more days to do them. I will say i was thinking about this day. Its weird that the government more or less just trusts us to tell them how much we owe them. A restaurant wouldnt do that. They audit less than 1 in 100 people get audited. I figured, the odds are pretty ...

Host, thanks for watching, thanks for coming. Were glad you made it. Today, as you just heard, is tax day in the united states. Which is unusual. Tax day normally falls on april 15th traditionally. But they moved it this year because the 15th was a saturday. I think its illegal to make people do math on saturdays. So we got three more days to do them. I will say i was thinking about this day. Its weird that the government more or less just trusts us to tell them how much we owe them. A restaurant wouldnt do that. They audit less than 1 in 100 people get audited. I figured, the odds are pretty ...

Baldwin. And Charlamagne Tha God. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen whooo whooo hey hey jon hey stephen whats going on . cheers and applause how are you, man . Jon whats happening. Stephen good to see you. Hey, thanks so much. Please, youre very kind. Thanks so much, everybody. So nice to be here. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause happy happy tax day, everybody. This is the day when we all release our tax returns to the man who wo...

Worried the tensions with russia are getting out of hand, heres one more reason that you should be. Russia says, no, its not building the terminator. It is, however, teaching a robot to shoot guns in both hands. Russias deputy Prime Minister says we are not creating a terminator, but Artificial Intelligence that will be of great practical significance in various fields. Trevor okay. First of all, the moment someone says were not building the terminator, theyre building the terminator. No one says were not building the terminator if theyre brewing kombucha. Its not happening. laughter i love ho...

This particular asteroid has been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . At this point it would be no . At the white house today President Trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for th...