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co-host of the bottom line on fox business, greg mcdowell. . he be canadian, but he's not just blowing smoke. entrapment on shark tank host kevin o'leary. he gets more cranks than stormy daniels. comedian jim florentine. and finally, he's always scathing, but rarely bathing. fox news contributor him. right all right.. all right. thank you fohar the applausenk u that's meant for me. >> now, before we get to some news stories, it is friday, so let's do this. greg's leftovers. >>mm. >> yep.here it's leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn't use this i week. and as always, it's my firs...

To leave the house, use the phone, use the internet or the tvee for two weeks. >> well, that was easy when i got grabbed because of someone else's piercing. >> i >> yes, well, i'm over it.'m i hope you i you're over it. here's a more serious question. if you had a chanc whf you e, have a heart to heart with joe biden, what would you sa ty himb >> cat? my turn again? yeah, because you would laugoul feel like you can't. like what can you say? i don't surei ure how like wel, what does he process? i think i'd probably be likei t? you okay. >> yeah, i'd be like, dogo you want to go home? >> you can...

Up his sleeves helps seal the deal. he has made half a dozen trips to israel doing the old fashion shuttle diplomacy. but one thing for sure is that journalists like it joke, if we are planning for a two-day trip, it can be a week or more. you have to pack extra clothes and we stay up until 2 or 3:00 in the night. >> yeah. you know. pack the no-doz, no doubt about it. you point out that hillary clinton became most famously, the most traveled secretary of state ever. secretary kerry spends a lot of time traveling as well. what about the styles of how they work? >> i think that secretary clinton...

>> and why he compares the gop field to the three stooges. >> i was thinking ron paul is sort of a shimp. >> this is "piers morgan tonight." last time ricky gervais was he he had just broadly offended pretty much every show in hollywood. he is here again just about right after offending everyone at the golden globes. >> they took it better this time. they had a year to get used to it. the second time they are like they are jokes. >> is that dispointing? >> i don't think i said anything that bad the first time. and then there are jokes. i would rather people gasp. i cherish the gasp...

They are the biggest pron spore so state -- sponsor of state sponsorship in the world. should they have nuclear weapons? insane. totally insane. >> eric: you were critical of the president saying he shouldn't write any more code letters, talking about the letters he wrote. >> what is he thinking about? >> you called at it joke. some say shouldn't you try to negotiate with them? >> yeah, if you are 15 years old and immature and no idea how power politics works and you have to face evil in your life and have a sense, hey, they told us they don't want to negotiate with us. wi have seen what happe...