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Then the donkey was beside himself. [ laughter ] anyway, my point is this the budget compromise is that kind of melancholy hal hallelujah is good. Its a breath of fresh air. Not used to using that c word compromise. Jon i country believe those bleep cworded. [ laughter ] yes, i cant believe those bleep cworded. I hope my mother isnt watching. How did this deal go down. Republican paul ryan and patty murray announce they had reached a deal tuesday after two months of negotiations. Jon oh, my god. These two members of congress are visual analogs for how the two sides cannot see eye to eye. They ...

Dead mom . Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Right this way. [applause] jordan so, jordan, hey, you think we should say goodbye . Whatd your mom say . Oh, jeez. [laughter] good night, everybody. Good night. Whoo im gonna do my one line here oh, yeah. Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is dial the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon boom welcome to the daily show. Miss to see you nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off ...

[applause] [inaudible conversations] Timothy Geithner talks about dealing with the 2007 2008 financial crisis as president of the Federal Reserve bank of new york and later as president obamas treasury secretary. This is about an hour. [applause] i had a Pretty Simple question to start. Why did he write a book . Andrew sullivan said in the book as much as you hate to explain you very much want to be understood. Is that true . Why did i write the book . Good question. I never thought i would. I have a hard time sitting still and it takes a fair amount of patience to do it. I wanted to give peop...

11 there. All right that puts it in perspective. You can get less from investing ten years in your money in spain or less. 28 unemployment. You can see, lets call it a mixed bag. But ill wait for simon to tell us what is going on later. It starts with a lot of things i like to talk about. A winner in hillshire. Tyson foods finishing it. Hillshire what a multiple ballpark franks . Insane. More. We have more news. Triple drug combination. Merck to buy farm suit kals. 180 shares and up. To takeover allergan that is what he was saying earlier. This morning starting off with tyson foods submitting ...

You. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president ial handshakes . [laughter] refuse to vote on anything except whether to add cronuts to the congressi...