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Makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recently you can no longer use kittens for skeet shooting. [laughter] [audience reacts] before you, oh, that cat does look like its attacking. Im just going to give you the visual that. Does not look like happy kitty. But these legal decisions are the subject of our new segment jon stewart. [cheering and applause] i had said we shouldnt do that one some if we can just. I dont think that th...

But first, you know, sometimes a legal ruling comes down that makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recently you can no longer use kittens for skeet shooting. [laughter] [audience reacts] before you, oh, that cat does look like its attacking. Im just going to give you the visual that. Does not look like happy kitty. But these legal decisions are the subject of our new segment jon stewart. [cheering and applause] i had said we ...

Theyre ready for the pool. This is not what i envisioned. Im all about work, and the work we put into these cupcakes are really paying off in an amazing way. These cupcakes are having a party. [barking] brad brad is so confident. Hes like a completely new dog. Like, no one would ever know. When push comes to shove, i wouldnt trust my dogs Plastic Surgery with anybody but dr. Armond. Brad, you look absolutely gorgeous. The event cost 20,000, and it brought in 4,000, and i feel foolish. To see those cupcakes and brad come together in such an amazing way makes me realize how important your friend...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. The guest tonight, listen to this, settle down. Supreme court justice, thats right, today on the show, Supreme Court. Thank you very much Supreme Court Justice Sonnia Sotomayor cheers and applause unless i believe shes coming out here. Unless this is another elaborate hoax by manti teo nemesis Ronaiah Tuiasosopo or as the germans refer to him speaking nonsense . Some of you may be sur...

Well, kid . Well, if you put it that way. Come in, unit four what have you found . Nothing, sir. We just found some tremendous deals on cars nobody wants, thats all. Barkley, out. No but obama wasnt really elected. Dont you people care . [choral singing] obama is president again captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. The guest tonight, listen to this, settle down. Supreme court justice, thats right, today on the show, Supr...