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Where a small band of 70 of the country have fought tirelessly for the right to openly celebrate the feast day of their lords birth, to have a mass on that day honoring their christ, a mass christ, if you will. [laughter] now, we have poked fun at this, saying such things as, there is no war on christmas or youre [bleeped] crazy. [laughter] classic wit. That was before i realized what these poor folks have been going through. This is the thing about atheists, they bully other religions. Theyre trying to put their hands in my religion. Its about being intolerant to the nature of tradition in th...

Rock statue in detroit. Thats some bull bleep right there. laughter none of that is done. He hasnt done any of it so moments ago the Michigan House approved a righttowork bill the state Senate Passed last week. Jon doesnt matter. Your governor doesnt want to work on that divisive issue. Republican Governor Rick Snyder promises to sign the bill as soon as it hits his desk which could be within hours. Jon actually, between the time that we cut that soundbite and now he already signed it so bleep . laughter look, you know what, man . So what . So what . So this guy who really looks pleasant enoug...

Cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking aknowed with this bit. There we go. Rick snyder. Anyway, this bleep guy. Michiga...

This is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Man, good show tonight. Our guest legendary brazillan footballer pele. [cheers and applause] ill ask him how he feels about achieving his lifes goooooooooooooaaa sarksl [laughter] but first big Campaign Finance decision out of the nations highest court. Breaking news from the Supreme Court. Major Campaign Contribution case. The case was brought by alabama businessman who argues he should be able to support as many candidate as he wants in an elec...

Well, you know, mr. Speaker, i think something that c. S. Lewis once said will help with that. He said if you read history youll find that the people who did most for the present world were precisely those who thought most of the next. It is since people who largely ceased to think of the other world that she have become so ineffective in our world. I think joni understands this. Her mind is truly set on another place. Her life has been extraordinary. So, again, on behalf of the house of representatives, id like to recognize and celebrate the life of jon jon tada, a tada of oni eareckson and i...