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Jerk. Uh, mr. Kaminski, my seventhgrade science teacher. Whos laughing now . [ laughter ] such an ass. Mr. Mr. Robbins, my jerk neighbor. Im gonna burn your lawn. Uh, uh, becky. Becky, wherever you are, i hope youre in pain. [ laughter ] theres theres so many more. Theres so many more. But ill email you guys. I will. [ laughter ] oh, my god. [ sighs ] what do you do when you win the most important award ever in the history of mankind . I dont know. Uh, i guess its first thing, sex. Uh, just a ton a ton of sex. Uh, weird stuff, too, not the normal sex. Weird, edgy, real dangerous sex. Thats for...

Were better than everyone else because of it . Else b yeah. Imim not ready. I dont think i can do it either. Its simply asking too much. Ly without being smug about it, but for now. Without the technology is just too much for us. Come on everybody, lets go buy wasteful gas guzzlers. Ybodyl lets go. Thats right. Well, looks like youre back for good, huh, kyle . Yeah, i guess so. Guess s we just cant get rid of you, can we, you sneaky jew rat . Dont belittle my people, you [bleep]ing fat ass. You [sighs] thats better. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Comomedy c january 14, 2013. From co...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org january 14, 2013. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon hello, everybody. Welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight is the great one, roger waters of pink floyd will be going up here. Obviously the interview will be accompanied by a laser show. Let me just get right to it. If you are here and you did recently get married laughing , you have to bring your sister along . I dont want to get ...

Giants. It used those vulnerabilities to bypass encryption on popular apps. Benjamin hall is following the story for us live from london with more. Good morning. This is just yet another embarrassing blow to the Intelligence Community. Wikileaks, again releasing thousands of classified documents, this time from inside the cia. The documents are said to come from the agencies Cyber Intelligence unit. It shows the entire hacking agency, naming specific programs with names like assassin and medusa. They come from a isolated highsecurity network. They use malware to target smartphones, smart tvs, ...

We still don't know how life on Earth began some point more than 3.5 billion years ago, but a new study supports the idea that vital components of our earliest ancestors emerged from reactions involving ancient hydrothermal vents.