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[roaring] [yelling] yeah rah rahh rah vengeance is mine no, please please show mercy rah [screaming] [gauge beeping] [cheers and applause] thank you, my children. Weve all been through a lot. We got caught up in scauses that didnt mean squat. They turned my message away from the teachings it hid and made it about me and the things that i did which, of course, i didnt do. And even if i did use performance enhancing drugs, so did all the other prophets. But i didnt. So what have we learned from this great wristband theft . Maybe that when stripped of our scauses, only causes are left, and causes...

Whoohoo my mom doesnt participate in it. She just likes to be there cause its a lot of the same friends. We all hang out together. Its pretty fun. Anyways, can i get into my house . Itd be great if you could come by. Whoohoo [receiver clicks] the end. Whoohoo from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out so good to see you all im trevor noah our guest tonight is one of the most talented people alive, the creator of ham...

Michael bloomberg apologizes to black people and the real reason President Trump was in the hospital. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets start with the International News thats blowing up all over the world. Ever since Jeffrey Epstein was arrested and killed himself in prison, all the men who ever associated with him have come under fire, no one more so than Prince Andrew, the one member to have the royal family who everybody always forgets, and this weekend Prince Andrew tried to defend his friendship with the convicted sex offender and he gave the most royally out of touch defense we...

Monica [ voice breaking ] anybody who wants to support my mom, [bleep] go for it. Lemonis if i cant convince her to trust my process, Monica Potter home may be at risk of closing forever. Monica i just i cant do it. Lemonis sit tight for a second. Monica ii cant do any more. Lemonis my name is marcus lemonis, and i risk my own money to save struggling businesses. Were not gonna wake up every morning wondering if we have a job. Were gonna wake up every morning wondering how many jobs we have to do. Its not always pretty. Everythings gonna change everything. But i do it to save jobs, and i do it...

Next time, just remember that were all pretty cool on the west side too, if you know what im saying. Yeah, see you guys later. Come on, boys, youre holdin up the bus. Oh, wow, look, its kenny g himself. Thank you for a wonderful concert, mr. G. Ggoodbye. Oh, well, thank you. You know, its funny, you kiss just like my dad. Well, miss crabtree, this certainly has been a great trip. Lets head home. Which way should we go . Second star to the right and straight on till morning. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause tr...