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Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central welcome to the report o everybody, good to you haves with. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Folks, if you have been watching the news like i v you know there is a big story this weekend. Thank you so much, folks. Folks, the Winter Olympics are finally over. Theyve handed out all the metals and all the whips. And the athletes are now leaving town before Vladimir Putin uses the olympic flame to burn down sochi for the insurance money. Unfortunately, my friends on the u. S. Speed skating team 2014 has been...

Physicists post laying on the neurosciences. I will ask him to give me his lunch money. [ laughter ] lets begin in the ukraine. A barrier twixt between east and west, a thin borscht wall f you will show the russian influence, represented here by the crying bear, a classic icon of russian power and european influence represented by an bleep . [ laughter ] who thinks his tiny coffee is somebody better than anybody elses coffee. If it was so great, why dont you drink more of it . [laughter] anyway my point is ukraine descended to chaos. The the problems began when president yanukovych favored the...

Cheers and applause stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thank you for joining us, everybody. Folks, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause . Its good to have you here. I justice want to say and i dont say this every night but this is a special night here, especially in the world of late night. Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, i want to begin by welcoming my friend jimmy fallo but jimedy, youre going to do great. Everyone should check out jimmys show ons from. laughter applause...

Power nation, thank you so much for that greeting. cheers and applause welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Nation, i am so glad, i am so glad to hear that you are happy because i used to be happy. But i learned something today that shook me to my core. And once my core is shaken, dont come a knocking. laughter heres the deal. Remember that one time i mentioned in passing that obama is plotting to radically alter the founders vision for america . He is ben frj lynn would be horrified by obamacare. He it doesnt even cover leechkraft or bone purging for female hysteria. But folks wha...

Called msnbc, look it up in your cable guide its called ronan farrow daily. So i assume that means it will air four days a week for 22 minutes. [laughter] but if i may i believe it was Martin Luther king,j who said the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice. Or Something Like that. [ laughter ] however, appears some of americas fate legislators would like to make that arc longer and maybe have it bend not as much towards justice but towards their own ass. Like kansas the wheat state. The place you are desperately trying to get back to from oz, ol boxy. State lawmakers a...