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Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert . . . applause stephen thank you, chris. Hey that looks very nice. Thanks. Whats going on, man . Good to see you. Hey thats nice. Hey. Welcome to the the show, everybody. Thanks so much. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Its friday, Everybody Knows cheers and applause . Its friday, its friday . Stephen thats a real friday audience. You cant fake that. That is amazing. I get to meet amazing people on this show. Its a privilege to do a show like this. Jon absolutely. Step...

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Tonight . [ cheers and applause ] he may be running a little late because there was some traffic in the hudson river. [ laughter ] but besides that [ light laughter ] lets get to some news here. Donald trump gave a big speech on immigration last night. And during the speech, he said that mexico is 100 going to pay for his, quote, beautiful border wall. [ light laughter ] mexicans were like, wait, you never said it was g who do we write the check out to . Trump actually went into much more detail describing the wall, and i gotta say it sounds pretty impressive. Check it out. On day one, we will...