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Trevor thank you for tuning in im trevor noah thank you for coming out its exciting the fourth democratic president del bait ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, people live right now were live dont believe me . Take a look at this newspaper. See that . Huh . Live laughter now, were going to talk about what happened in the debate, but if you watched, you know that this was not a normal debate. This thing was supersized. There were 12 candidates on stage, an alltime record, which is a little weird. Candidates arent supposed to multiply as the debates go on, so, please, america,...

No no . Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in awhile. Have two if you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life, and youve never learned any discipline at all. But maybe im just the kind of person who needs to have it all or nothing. Nah, all or nothing is easy, but learning to drink a little bit, responsibly. Thats a disaprin. Disaprin. Come from within. How did i manage to raise such a smart kid . Ive had a great teacher. Thanks, son. No, not you, my karate teacher. Hes really smart. Oh, well, tell you what. Lets leav...

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Tyler ninja blevins is joining us on the show, everybody cheers and applause bona fide superstar. Also on toots episode, sugar daddies are going to school, Bernie Sanders beats a heart attack, and donald trump is getting impeached yeah whoo thats right yeah, make noise for congressional procedures laughter lets catch up on todays off with some great news. 2020 hopeful Bernie Sanders says hes feeling good after heart surgery. The have the senator canceling several Campaign Events after the treatment for a blocked artery. Sanders is using the opportunity to push his Healthcare Plan tweeting, non...

Daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out, as always. Thank you for coming out. Wow im trevor noah. Lets do this thing. Our guest tonight is an upandcoming actor from west philadelphia, born and raised. The one and only will smith is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause so exciting. Were going to be chatting to him about his new movie. Also on tonights show, there are crazy balloons on the loose. America is now under chinese law. And roy wood jr. Finds the republicans who want to take down donald trump. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kic...