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lots of guys in suits looking at me, eyeballing me. you know what that means. an entire a-block on harry potter. mike said do it or he would walk. who knew pompeo was a harry pothead? i heard him over there talking about his hogwarts. next month there is a new game coming out called "hogwarts legacy." for all you nondorks, dweebs, nerds, and men who have never touched a woman who wasn't a relative, the game is set in the world of harry potter, and it seems like fun, but according to the outrage -- we are always outraged. if you buy this game, you are a bigoted monster. see, for the p...

It.you've both thrown f-bombs. >> greg: someone does it another person has to do it, and all of the sudden everyone is swearing. i don't know. >> there's a couple in the book. those will be mine. >> he is totally a swearer. he is on good behavior. >> they [bleep] it out, so let it fly, mike. >> sounds good. >> greg: have you ever seen a money? they don't even have them in museums anywhere. >> i've been going to a lot of museums. it's a dry january. [laughter] i've never been to so many museums in my life! no, it was pretty cool. i saw a guy tell a girl he was also seeing other people in line a...

>> greg: that was cute! no defense come even if you are as boring as mike pence? i like him, too pay lights and outcome of people. he informed congress he discovered classified documents from his time as vp in his indiana home earlier this month. which means his wife has also seen them, because there always in the same room. >> i liked that joke. >> thank you! my goodness, what is with you people? they don't remember? >> i thought it was the worst thing is has husband i ever heard in my entire life. i put a lot of heat on everybody. [laughter] >> greg: anyway, now that trump, biden, and pence ...

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Realizes that's actually an insult. wow, you are so repulsive that i feel better about being just regular ugly. so who is he kidding? he has no friends, or they would have stopped this madness years ago. in the meantime, he says he's happy here on earth, especially since no other planet will take him. you are saying to me on the break, kat, you probably wouldn't date him. >> no. >> greg: you wouldn't date him at all. >> i wouldn't. >> greg: why, are you racist? is it because he's black? >> no, i wouldn't date a french guy. [laughter and applause] why has he got to say this? "i'm just a normal ...