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Thank you. Welcome to our program. Im the host, im jimmy. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. I know you guys, a lot of you are here on vacation, but it was yet another crazy day in the United States of america. Donald trump, who maybe you havent heard is president now, a few hours ago, he fired james comey, the director of the fbi which is kind of like o. J. Firing judge ito halfway through the trial. [ laughter ] he fired the director of the fbi while the director was investigating his people of possible collusion with russia. This is unbelievable. This is the kind of thing dictate fors ...

I set all the fires redheads unite and kill all the other hair colors back to you, chuck. [upbeat news broadcast music] [gasps] theres my little star all my friends saw you on tv oh, im exhausted. I was up all night recording vocals for dj snakes brother, dj worm, and my voice is already shot from doing that ted talk on the power of chillaxing. Tonight, im serving as a celebrity referee at Susan Sarandons ping pong nightclub. Huh. That last one sounds made up. Are you working on any dope side projects, chuck . Well, actually, in june, i am giving the commencement address at the Braithwaite Sch...

I set all the fires redheads unite and kill all the other hair colors back to you, chuck. [upbeat news broadcast music] [gasps] theres my little star all my friends saw you on tv oh, im exhausted. I was up all night recording vocals for dj snakes brother, dj worm, and my voice is already shot from doing that ted talk on the power of chillaxing. Tonight, im serving as a celebrity referee at Susan Sarandons ping pong nightclub. Huh. That last one sounds made up. Are you working on any dope side projects, chuck . Well, actually, in june, i am giving the commencement address at the Braithwaite Sch...

End. [ cheers and applause ] well then answer. Senator Lindsey Graham said today that he wants to look into potential business ties between President Trump and russia. Well, if youre looking into trumps business ties, i suggest starting somewhere around his thighs. [ light laughter ] press Secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump wont attack former National Security advisor Michael Flynn because he does not want to smear a good man. Dude, you made barack obama show two birth certificates and you called the pope disgraceful. [ light laughter ] but youre gonna reserve judgment on th...

Theyre marigolds. I dont have time for this today, man, i have a show to do. So do i. Whats that button do . I dont upon, man. I just do cokes and sandwichs. I heard it either starts stephens show or blows up the sun but only an idiot would press that, right . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes jon stewart. John oliver. Samantha bee ed helms and rob corddry. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey whats going on . cheers and applause whats going on, man . Jon whats ...