COM The Colbert Report October 7, 2013
Laughter because as of midnight last night the government of the United States officially closed for business. Finally a chance to use our famous nationbuilding skills right at home. laughter and jimmy, tell the folks what else weve won. The federal government has shut its doors for the first time in nearly two decades. The landmark monuments and museums in washington, d. C. Will be shut down. I. R. S. Tax refunds will be suspended. New home loans from the federal Housing Administration wont be processed. The nations 400 National Parks will be shut down. Virtually all of nasa will go dark. Emp...