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Stephen the United States has no choice but to attack syria because dictator Bashar Alassad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before he was just killing them with bullets, but if america cared about shooting people, wed be invading chicago. [laughter] now, folks. [cheering and applause] this story. This story is slowly developing. We will have more on it one assumes. [laughter] but first, folks. [laughter] [engine revs] [cheering and applause] oh, hi. You just caught me practicing my favorite pastime, motoring. I dont really go anywhere. I just start the fuelinjected v8 under my...

You sat down with nixon. There is something about the Los Angeles Times about brezhnev and i mentioned this and nixon said, oh, he says, i wouldnt washington want to be a russian leader they never know when they are being captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen tonight, im back from summer vacation, or am i . The answer may surprise you. Then i better know a district. Seriously, i better know it. Im doing a whole thing on it. [laughter] and my guest is timothy dolan, the archbishop of new york. It must have been hard for him to get here since he can only move diagonally. [laughter] sunl...

Stephen tonight, im back from summer vacation, or am i . The answer may surprise you. Then i better know a district. Seriously, i better know it. Im doing a whole thing on it. [laughter] and my guest is timothy dolan, the archbishop of new york. It must have been hard for him to get here since he can only move diagonally. [laughter] sunlight reflecting off a london skyscraper has been melting cars. That is shocking. There is sunlight in london . [laughter] this is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] [audience chanting stephen...