The Greensill Affair is just a drop in an ocean of sleaze
No one likes to lose a break-up. Nearly five years after pulling off the most outlandishly one-sided divorce settlement since Henry VIII made state-mandated headlessness valid grounds for separation, David Cameron’s suspiciously featureless mug is back on our front pages. He got the house, the kids, and the tent in Saudi Arabia, and we got a border in the Irish Sea and Eton’s finest silly putty in a poorly-kept wig. A man so famous for apologising that the New York Times’ review of his recent memoir was headlined ‘David Cameron is sorry. Really, really sorry’, Cameron has spectacula...