Page 4 - Michael Che News Today : Breaking News, Live Updates & Top Stories | Vimarsana

Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Scarlett Johansson mayor Pete Buttigieg musical guest jim james, teddy abrams, the members of the louisville orchestra, and the legendary roots crew questlove 1140 jiy fallonand now, here he is, [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Oh thank you very much everybody. Thank you. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Rs a a show. Applause at show we have for you. Scarlett johansson is here [ cheers and applause we also have mayor Pete Buttigieg here...

Thank you me, thank you me very much youre all very happy that im here at e United Nations and then wow, just look at all of the room full of diverse cultures and ethnicities seriously, its like the scariest College Brochure ive ever seen. I know youre all thinking its so great to be here with me for the last four to six hours of my presidency [ laughter ] who knew, you make one phone call blackmailing a foreign leader and everyone acts like you made one phone call blackmailing a foreign leader. [ laughter ] i guess its like the old saying, collude once, shame on u. Third time [ laughter ] but...

[ cheers applause ] it is an honor for you to be here welcome to the white house or as i call it maralago north [ laughter ] i have to tell you i was up all night tossing and turning and trying to answer the questions on everyones mind who is the mask singer i mean it could benbe anyone. I could be shannon dorothy lets get to it. It is time for my least favorite part any questions . Whos the whistleblower did you get my story straight . Mike pence in the back room is saying mother, things are looking great. Hes hiding some where in the car. Who would have thought this huge hand would be caught...

[ laughter ] investigators are saying that the guards at the jail holding sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein may have been asleep at the time of his death worse, they were asleep in their beds at home [ laughter ] oh, we were supposed to stay there . [ light laughter ] politico has published an article about two College Students who have become popular deejays amongst Trump Supporters and go by the stage name, milk n cooks which is incidentally the secret Service Names for these two. [ laughter ] walmart has launched an investigation after a North Carolina mother found that the baby formula she pu...

Was honking the whole time [ laughter ] investigators are saying that the guards at the jail holding sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein may have been asleep at the time of his death worse, they were asleep in their beds at home [ laughter ] oh, we were supposed to stay there . [ light laughter ] politico has published an article about two College Students who have become popular deejays amongst Trump Supporters and go by the stage name, milk n cooks which is incidentally the secret Service Names for these two. [ laughter ] walmart has launched an investigation after a North Carolina mother found t...