Citigroup Begrudgingly Keeps Funding Marco Rubio After Learning Senator Voted For Election Certification
Citigroup Begrudgingly Keeps Funding Marco Rubio After Learning Senator Voted For Election Certification NEW YORK—Expressing their deep frustration with the Florida senator, Citigroup announced Wednesday that they would begrudgingly continue funding Marco Rubio after learning he had voted to certify the 2020 presidential election results. “We’ve been looking for excuses to cut off that little dipshit forever, so learning he didn’t challenge the election results was a major disappointment, ” said CEO Michael Corbat, who described how the investment bank’s entire boardroom was glued...