COM The Colbert Report September 12, 2014
Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us, citizens. Sit down please ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Thank you, members of the nation, citizens assembled dignitaries. Smoke em if youve got them. Metaphorically, of course. New york state law does not allow to you smoke indoors, and were going to need all of our fighting age men and Women Healthy and strapping because at exactly ooooh. I forgot to wind my watch last night whatever time it is, the United States of america has heard the call of battle once again. This great natio...