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Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off with the big story. Election day is now just eight days away. So at this point, my friends, you can forget about getting in shape for it because election day bodies are made during the primaries. This year, votes for are not waiting till the first tuesday in november to cast their ballots. The Record Number of americans taking advantage of early voting across the country. An unprecedented 57 mil...

Could have been. But please do not dissolve into sniveling whiners. That is so hillary. Entity supporters of president elect biden, congratulations. It appears your guy has one. Your old boring guy with narcolepsy has bested a candidate who in all honesty beat himself. You boarded up cities, hoarded toilet paper, threaten to move to australia as if they would have you. An implied youd burn the whole thing down if the bad orange man one again. Get a hold of yourselves, you are rational children you think its appropriate to hold the country hostage in some prolonged tantrum Looting Stores and hu...

But please do not dissolve into sniveling whiners. That is so hillary. Entity supporters of president elect biden, congratulations. It appears your guy has one. Your old boring guy with narcolepsy has bested a candidate who in all honesty beat himself. You boarded up cities, hoarded toilet paper, threaten to move to australia as if they would have you. An implied youd burn the whole thing down if the bad orange man one again. Get a hold of yourselves, you are rational children you think its appropriate to hold the country hostage in some prolonged tantrum Looting Stores and hurting cops becaus...

So my first guess is going to be washington, d. C. Its got to be. I havent seen the list yet. Its got to be d. C. It has to. Andrew has experience. I do have experience. Ive been there for six months and ive seen more rats than my entire lifetime living in new york. You hear that, washington, d. C. . Andrew is joining us from washington, d. C. This week. Youve seen plenty of his stories covering the impeachment trial, covid19, everything coming out of the white house. Before that, you were in miami. I was. You were a florida man. I still am a florida man. But not florida man, you know. Theres ...